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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:14

Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do all Koreans look like K-pop idols?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
No, not a chance
No way
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some possible reasons for people writing bad books in the fantasy genre?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?